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  Nicaragua For Nomads

  By: Masculine Profiles

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  Table Of Contents

  Table Of Contents

  Nicaragua

  Nicaragua Quick Facts

  Overall Impression

  Story Time from Nicaragua

  A Lunchtime Surprise

  A Cuban Girl in Nicaragua

  That ain’t Right

  Managua – City Guide

  Positives of Managua

  Negatives of Managua

  Where to Stay

  Day Game

  Night Game

  Online Game

  Date Spots

  Managua Overall

  San Juan del Sur

  Positives of San Juan del Sur

  Negatives of San Juan del Sur

  Places to Stay

  Game in San Juan del Sur

  San Juan del Sur Overall

  Leon

  Positives of Leon

  Negatives of Leon

  Places to Stay

  Game in Leon

  Leon Overall

  Granada

  Isla de Ometepe

  My Experience in Nicaragua

  Online Dating Sites – Nicaragua

  Recommended Itinerary – Nicaragua

  Recommended Time in Each Place

  Managua:

  San Juan del Sur:

  Leon:

  Granada:

  Isla de Ometepe:

  Nicaragua

  Nicaragua Quick Facts

  Population: Roughly 6.1 million

  Capital: Managua

  Most Populous City: Managua

  Currency: Cordoba (NIO)

  Currency Accepted: Cordoba & USD

  Primary Language: Spanish

  English Level: Low in Managua, low to moderate in tourist areas.

  Overall Impression

  The last part of my Central American jaunt had me in the capital of Nicaragua, Managua. I rented a hotel room for the month, but schedule a few weekend side trips. So I was only in Managua for a total of 23 days.

  The city itself is somewhat of a shithole. It’s not pretty by any stretch of the imagination and there’s really not any center to speak of. However, I enjoyed my time there. You can really have fun in Managua on the cheap.

  Now most travelers completely skip Managua, as there is nothing touristy or backpacker-wise to do in the city. Again, it looks like a complete shithole. However, this presents a great opportunity for the aspiring playboy. As Managua is low on gringos, you’ll have a high value in the city. This means you’ll find the women take a liking to you quickly.

  A player’s heaven, if you know how to work it. Just be cautious – girls in Nicaragua are on average, less attractive than girls in Panama, Costa Rica and El Salvador. The key to having fun in Nicaragua is to smash a few sixes while digging deeper until you find the beautiful girls. If you find them, they will come, as will you ;)

  Now, even though Managua is ugly and a bit boring, Nicaragua offers numerous cities that are much better for backpacker activities. The country is full of beautiful mountains, volcanoes, beaches and colonial cities.

  Checking out the capital along with San Juan del Sur and Granada are musts for any man traveling through Nicaragua. Leon is great for volcano boarding and $0.40 beers, but the girls in Leon are finicky. Leon used to have a huge and real rape problem.

  Story Time from Nicaragua

  A Lunchtime Surprise

  Location: Managua, Nicaragua

  I lifted weights and changed in the locker room. Being slightly hung over, I planned to set the bar pretty low. She looked damn good on Tinder, but I got laid last night and truly didn’t give a fuck. While only being in Managua for a few days, I already knew things were easy in the crumby capital of Nicaragua. I threw on my cargo shorts and crusty white V-neck and strolled to the restaurant.

  She was already seated and enjoying her first lunch beer of the day as I walked in. While ambitious on her part, I took this as a good sign. We greeted and made pleasantries.

  Food was ordered. She kept drinking beers, while I stuck with water. This one was a bit weird. I couldn’t put a finger on it, but she was different. However, she was pretty cute. We met on Tinder a few days earlier and she made things easy. I sent her my standard opener:

  “Sweet baby Jesus! Tell your parents good job ;)”

  I was met with zero resistance in setting up a date as the conversation took off. Her Tinder photos made her look like an “8” in my books, but she wasn’t that attractive. She did past the boner test with flying colors. Plus, she was fluent in English after a stint in NYC for some bullshit job. She was upper class in Nicaragua and had her own car. It was clear she only fucked gringos.

  We ate lunch and then I started touching her arms and legs a bit. She responded well. I struggled to gauge her buying temperature as this chick was weird as hell, but it was getting to that point. I wanted to lie down. My hangover had me needing either sex or sleep. I didn’t care which was about to happen.

  “Hey, want to come back to my hotel for a minute? I just finished my workout before lunch and I need to take a protein shake.” I said.

  She smiled, “Umm, sure. I drove so I can drive us back.”

  “Cool.” I shrugged while signaling the waiter for the bill.

  We hopped in her “especially nice for a Nicaraguan” car and were back in my hotel room within five minutes. I shook my shake as she sat on my bed. After cleaning out my blender bottle and taking a piss, I joined her on the bed and shoved her back.

  She laughed as she lay there, but I didn’t make a move. I turned the television on to drown out some of the noise, if sex was going to happen. Don’t want to bother the neighbors now.

  Sex did happen. Within a minute of turning the TV on, we were making out. I had a condom on less than two minutes later.

  The sex was cool. Not great, but I’m not one to turn down a couple orgasms with a cutie. Her tits jiggled perfectly as we fucked and they were larger than I expected. Her ass moved in a similar way.

  Overall, it was a solid lunch. We banged and she left 20 minutes later, allowing me to nap and work the rest of the day away. Travelling with Tinder works that way sometimes ;)

  A Cuban Girl in Nicaragua

  Location: Managua, Nicaragua

  Since Plenty of Fish doesn’t actually work in Nicaragua, it was pretty worthless. The only way to see if any chicks in Managua were on the site was through the “locals” features in the app. There were a few that showed up in the
“locals” feature.

  She was the only girl on Plenty Of Fish in Managua who didn’t look like straight ass. We messaged a bit and then she gave me her number. She didn’t speak much English, but it didn’t matter. Google Translate gets the job done.

  After some “Spanglish” messaging on WhatsApp, we agreed to meet once I got back from El Salvador. She worked close to my hotel and wanted to grab drinks one night when she got off.

  I arrived at the bar and grill a few minutes before she did. The place had become my go-to date spot. I logged on to the Wi-Fi and checked my message. She was on the way. I ordered my dinner and waited.

  She walked in and I was pleasantly surprised. Pictures can be deceiving and I really didn’t know if she was going to be too cute or not. She was 19 and had braces, but her body was impressive. In typical Latina fashion, she had a nice rack and thick ass that she flaunted by wearing provocative clothing. She showed up to our date in a skintight grey dress and heels. Good girl.

  From the jump, she was into me. She couldn’t stop smiling and continually laughed at my attempts to speak Spanish. I found out she was born and raised in Cuba, but had moved to Nicaragua with her mother a few years back. I ate my dinner as we sipped beers and talked.

  After I finished eating, we decided to order a couple of Mojitos. I’d never had one before and she was appalled by this fact. Being from Cuba, she claimed to love them. I had no qualms as I knew she was actively trying to get drunk. Two mojitos down each and our “Spanglish” talk had heated up.

  She began to regale me with tales of her dildo usage. She was obsessed with “him” and used the damn thing three nights a week. I laughed. Clearly she was a horny girl who needed to get fucked by something else than a piece of rubber.

  I knew I had to get her back to the crib, so I ran what constitutes as “game” for me in Spanish:

  Me: “Te gusta vino?”

  Her: “Si, me encanta!”

  Me: “Ok. Tinto o blanco?”

  Her: “Tinto!”

  Me: “Bueno. Tengo una botella de vino tinto en mi hotel. Quieras tener un vaso conmigo?”

  Her: “Ahora?

  Me: “Si.”

  Her: “Ok.”

  After getting the go ahead – I quickly grabbed the check.

  Back at my hotel, we begin drinking the wine. I put some music on and we sat on the bed. I relaxed her as we talked a bit more. After we both finished our wine, I made a move. She declined, but I thought nothing of it. We had only been back for fifteen minutes. We poured some more wine and continued talking. Fifteen more minutes went by and I moved in to kiss her again. Again, she denied me. I was confused.

  I asked her why she didn’t want to kiss me and she said something about being my friend. I laughed and told her we could never be friends. This angered her. We began to argue about it. I continued to tell her I didn’t want to be her “amigo” while she kept insisting. I told her I didn’t have girls who were just my “friend” anymore.

  She was confused. The language barrier had created a rift and I was pretty sure I had lost the Cuban flag. I had no idea what to do next. She was lying on the bed on her stomach looking up at me as I sat next to her. Her ass looked perfect as she laid there. I decided to try one more move before call it quits and kicking her out…

  I leaned over and began to massage her lower back. I thought she would freak out and leave, but she just laid there. I quickly moved my hands to her ass and she briefly squirmed, but relented. It was still covered by her dress so she wasn’t too concerned. I began to compliment her ass in rudimentary Spanish as I moved my hands down to the soft skin on her thighs. Continuing to push things, I let one of my hands lightly brush against her pussy as I massaged her inner thighs. She let out a light moan. Good sign.

  I slowly hiked her skirt up and revealed her plump ass and thong. My hands squeezed her big butt as I began to get hard. I started to rub her pussy with my hand and she let out another moan. Pulling her thong to the side, I started to finger her dripping wet pussy from behind.

  She kept moaning. I took off her thong and began unbuckling my belt. I pulled my cock out. Her ass had me at full bore and I put my dick between her legs as I leaned down to kiss her. She wanted it now. As I kissed her, I slid my raw dick into her from behind. She let out a moan loud enough to wake everyone in the hotel. Notch and flag acquired.

  I stared down at her ass as we fucked. It was almost perfect and her skin tone was different than any I had ever seen before. Her skin was light, but not like a white girl’s skin. I couldn’t put a finger on it, but it was driving me wild as we fucked. I flipped her over and pulled her dress down to get a glimpse of her big breasts.

  Post-coital, she was incredibly sweet and cuddly. There was no talk of “amigos” any longer. After a few minutes cuddling, she began to tell me that was her first time in a long time. She had a boyfriend a few years ago, but he was murdered. She loved him and hadn’t been able to have sex with anyone since his death. She got her dildo because she missed the pleasure of sex.

  While I’m not sure I believe much of her tale, it was cute how she told the story. Or maybe I was just happy about banging a Cuban girl in Nicaragua and couldn’t care less about her lies in that moment.

  That ain’t Right

  Location: Managua, Nicaragua

  Sometimes you see a girl and your jaw just drops. It could be from her sheer beauty. It could be how her ass moves as she walks away. It could be how her titties sit.

  This is a story of the latter…

  I met a backpacking chode on the bus coming back from my weekend in El Salvador. He was kind of a dork, but I didn’t mind his company on the 11 hour ride back as dude was chatty. We talked of travels and dames to pass the time.

  Turns out he was planning on staying in Managua a few days, a rarity for most backpackers. We made plans to hit the club a few nights later.

  I went over to his hostel on the agreed night and we began downing dollar beers. Seven beers deep each, we decided it was time to hit the club and gathered up everyone in the hostel. Our group was deep with 5 dudes and 7 chicks.

  While a majority of the chicks were busted, one of the other dudes was cool and already locked in with a German chick. So we all rolled out.

  The first spot was dead and a majority of the group called it quits, including the backpacking bro. However, the cool dude and his German “bustdown” desperately wanted to go out. So we hailed a taxi and hit the club.

  Alta Bar, and its ladies night were dead as hell, but I was horny as hell. This guy and the German girl had been getting lovey-dovey in the taxi. I needed to find something or else my hand may have to suffice.

  We Walked into Galerias Santo Domingo looking for something to do, I spotted two chicks with their backs turned to me. They looked bored and confused. I approached immediately.

  I started in Spanish and they instantly began to laugh. These bitches, I thought. My Spanish wasn’t that bad, but it was probably better than their English. They were cute, but nothing too special. I began making small talk about the nightlife for the evening.

  And then I noticed them…

  This girl was tiny. I’d later find out she weighed 95 pounds. Every one of these pounds were in her breasts. I rarely glance at boobage as I’m talking with a girl, so I didn’t even notice them at first. However, once I did, I began to mumble for a minute.

  I couldn’t believe my eyes. Boobs that big shouldn’t be on a girl that small. They literally defied the laws of gravity. I turned away for a split second to regain my composure and mumbled, “Damn!” under my breath. Then I got back to work.

  I waved ole’ dude and his German over. Introductions were made and we began making plans to find another club. We hit another spot in Galerias and everyone began drinking, heavily.

  Once I isolated little miss big tits, we began to make out after I ran my questions game on her. We continued dancing, drinking and making out throughout the evening. However, as last call rolled around a proble
m presented itself.

  My girl’s friend didn’t have a dude. Tits had me. German had the other dude. She was left out in the dust. No gringo loving for her. This meant no titties for me. The girls dropped the dude and the German off at the hostel, me at my hotel. I grabbed her number and we made quick verbal plans to do something later in the week.

  And we did. Nothing spectacular happened. We met and had a few drinks. Then we went back to my hotel and banged the night away. Her boobs did not disappoint. I still get aroused thinking about watching them bounce in my face before she came on my dick. We fucked 3 times that night before she headed home.

  She was a super sweet, 19 year old girl. We ended up hanging and banging a few more times before I left.

  Managua – City Guide

  Positives of Managua

  You Are Exotic: There are not many foreigners in Managua. Occasionally, a backpacker will stay in a hostel for a few days, but would typically skip the capital and head to the beach or a colonial city. This means you have a lot of value here. The only issue is finding the hottest girls. Once you find them, they will want you.